The Musings of Oneil and Co.

1. I’m smarter than I look but I don’t act like it. Because I’m too cool for school, fool.
2. It is time I get off the internet. I heard two people at two different computing places used the term ‘The Cloud’ on the same day. Either there is a conspiracy going on or I wasn’t [...]

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I have to apologize for not yet continuing the Jack Bauer Saga. I thought I could cure writer’s block by forcing a schedule upon myself. I guess I’m too free-spirited and lazy.
Anyways, Jack will return. Eventually.
But first there are a couple of things I have to get off my chest.
1. You are a blabbermouth! (You [...]

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Happy Birthday Juliet!
You represent the best that life has to offer and I truly hope you get all the riches you deserve.
Have a great day!

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Part Two
Part 3 is postponed due to technical difficulties.
The thrilling mini-series will return 7 August 2008.

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She kissed me. And I kissed her back.
Oh dear god, allah, buddha, or contemporary diety of choice, please help me not mess this up.

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Happy Birthday Shan!
Have a super amazing excellent day!
And happy belated birthday to someone you know who I missed.

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True story:
My buddy Jack (everybody else calls him Mr. Bauer) and I were chill-axing (I believe this is the term the young whipper snappers like Spencer Pratt uses) inside Tim Hortons after seeing a movie. We hadn’t seen each other in ages and we were reminiscing about old times and he was telling me about [...]

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I would just like to say congrats to a friend of mine who just got green status. No, he didn’t just trade in his gas guzzling sports car for a hybrid. I won’t say exactly what happened but I’ll give you a hint.
The next time you’re dining at your favourite fancy restaurant, go around to [...]

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.. in the first week of June. Is it a miracle on ice or what?
I would just like to congratulate the Red Wings (not Detroit because I piss on your city) and remind everyone that I always pick a team that gets to the finals every year. Last year I picked Ottawa. This year I [...]

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Mr. Bean’s Holiday was the most superbly exquisite piece of art disguised as film I’ve seen since Lucas.
I laughed. I cried. I shat blood.
If you have not seen this film, your life is meaningless. Go. Get it. Now.
Cinema does not get any better. If it does, I will bite my toe off.

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